Take these Memes and a Shot of Eggnog.

By: Rylan B.

Cheers to December Mondays, where we pretend productivity is real.

Take these memes and a shot of eggnog.

1. Gyatt, Grinch with

a big booty.

This meme is what happens when Christmas spirit meets TikTok vocabulary and no one stops it in time.

Dr. Seuss did not die for this, but somehow… the internet evolved anyway.

2. Imagine doing this above one of those tribes that’s never been contacted by anyone…

This one really asks: what if first contact wasn’t aliens, but Santa formed by drone lights descending from the sky?

Cultural confusion speedrun. Anthropologists weeping.

3. When you beat the naughty list allegation.

Nothing says “Christmas vindication arc” like America’s most infamous courtroom moment being repurposed as Santa lore.

History teachers are tired. The meme refuses to care.

4. Santa Claus hitting up your DMs asking for money.

This meme perfectly captures modern Christmas: scams, sleigh repairs, Detroit being mentioned for no reason, and Cash App requests that feel oddly threatening.

Do NOT send Santa $700.

5. Christmas wishlist: 1 million and a f*ing break.

This Barbie is exhausted. This Barbie has been holding it together since Thanksgiving.

Barbie does not want toys — she wants financial freedom and silence.