I Opened My Phone for These

5 Memes

By: Rylan B.

I opened my phone to check one thing and now I’m late. Here are Monday memes.

1. They’re sharing a hairdresser

It’s observational. It’s giving conspiracy but make it fashion.

They always make life more interesting.

2. Realizing Mid-Convo That This is Their Final Episode In My Life

No dramatic exit. Just a slow internal fade-out while you nod politely.

The realization hits like Netflix asking “Are you still watching?” except it’s about a human being.

3. February Mood

February doesn’t scream. It stares. It’s the shortest month yet somehow the longest.

The energy here confidently says “It’s Black History Month.” the subtle understanding that spring is not arriving fast enough.

4. How it feels to do laundry and have all your best fits back in rotation.

This is a superhero origin story. Clean clothes, restore identity.

Suddenly you’re unstoppable. The cape is metaphorical but the confidence is real.

5. Username already taken

This is modern defeat in its purest form. You try something creative. You try something simple.

Somewhere out there is a ghost account from 2011 holding your digital identity hostage.