If You

Remember These

Memes, You’ve

Spent Too Much Time on the Internet

By: Rylan B.

New week, new memes, same

holiday lies. Spoiler: the Switch 2 will not be under your tree. 🎮

1. How I feel when someone says you look exactly like your father.

Nothing humbles you faster than someone hitting you with, ‘you look just like your dad.’

Suddenly I’m questioning who approved this character design??

2. Every kid growing up in the 90s owned a pair.

90s kids really thought they were dripping when they stepped out in these sandals.

The audacity. The confidence. The unmatched flop flop sound echoing down the hallway like a war cry.

3. 68 watch 6,7 and

69 get famous.

68 really sitting in the corner like an underpaid side character watching 6, 7, and 69 get all the clout.

Bro didn’t even get a meme arc.

Justice for 68.

4. New Animal Crossing update coming.

BREAKING NEWS: Animal Crossing rising from the ashes like a cozy little phoenix.

My island villagers better act right because I’m coming back with vengeance and décor.

5. Literally Math.

Math teachers be like: ‘Solve for X

Meanwhile I’m just sitting there calculating my will to live.